Wednesday, March 01, 2006

sign, signs, everywhere there's signs

there's a sign at the mall that states:

no skateboarding, rollerskating, segways or rollerblading.

i think it's pretty funny that you can bike, walk, jog, run, jet-pack, fly, hang-glide, hot air balloon, scooter, moped, drive... by the way, why can't you drive your segway? the san bernardino county sheriffs do.

the mall absolutely allows 9 passenger vans, hummers, suburbans, excursions, stuff like that. you gotta pay the bills! all the single women passengers driving their bohemoths obviously have money to burn. no, you can't ride skateboards - that's a crime, as the old saying goes. they don't harm the environment enough to be allowed... not like those extra large SUV's. it's not like they're going to make money off you valet parking that skateboard.

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